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Supporting SCHIP!

Wed, 02/18/2009 - 8:02pm — pleasure_admin

I just wanted to throw my support behind the State Children's Health Insurance Program.

-pleasure_admin

Comments

Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:07am — Anonymous (not verified)

Smoking

I luv smoking!!!!!

Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:20pm — Anonymous

Getting someone to start.

How do I get someone to start smoking?

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 4:35pm — Anonymous

Getting someone to start.

The same way that anyone sells anything!
For example, if its your girlfriend (or boyfriend), and you know that they REALLY like you and want to stay with you.... tell them that you can only see yourself, long term, with a smoker. Tell them how much it would influence the longevity of your relationship. You have dangled a huge carrot in front of them, and then threatened to take it away again! Its the easiest sale you will ever make and what the marketing boys do every day. Make them want it, but make them aware of the consequences if they dont do it (ie- you will be tempted away by a smoker).
One liners also work.... A dentist will tell you that sweets are bad for you, but you still eat them, right? Smoking is just like a candy for your lungs. Enjoyable, and in moderation, doing no more harm than a few sweeties.
Compliments- "You are a fantastic person. I love you. The only way I could love you any more, is if you were a light smoker. It really would suit you and compliment your fantastic personality". This suggests that you WOULD love them even more as a smoker, and the best bit is- YOU WOULD!
Hope this helps. These lines have worked for me on several occasions.

Thu, 10/14/2010 - 6:07pm — Anonymous

really?

Really? The way that you are telling someone how to introduce cigarettes to their girlfriend is to say that if they don't smoke your relationship won't work? Sure she might start smoking but don't you think that she'll react is "this guy can't like me if I don't smoke, screw him!"

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 12:25pm — Anonymous

SCHIP

Sounds to me like the posters are supportive of the SCHIP for the wrong reason. The SCHIP raised taxes on cigarettes and you support that? I completely support Children's Health but not in this way.

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 8:02pm — Anonymous

thanks

wife introduced me when we were dating, i didnt know the pleasure i was missing , thanks Debbie

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